THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


I just received this from friend, Cecile Bell, and found it too hysterical not to share!

(BTW: Cecile was one of the winners of my 2012 Tales2Inspire contest for her story: “Don’t Worry Mom”) Very talented lady. And as you will soon discover, has a good sense of humor too.


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

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Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe,
well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

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Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


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Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,
gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

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Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

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Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

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Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

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After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by a pair of nuts.

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